My friend Ashizzle posted this on her blog, I don't know if it was that funny or if it was just the day I was having, but I couldn't stop laughing.  

1. Your real legal name. ( tell the truth, even if you don't like it):

Roni Marie Poston

2. Witness Protection Name ( Father's and mothers middle name):

Allen Kay

3. Nascar Name (first name of your mother's dad, father's mom)

Curtis Mildred

4. Star Wars Name(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

POSRO

5. Detective Name( favorite color, favorite animal)

Green Monkey

6. Soap Opera Name ( middle name, town where you were born)

Marie Clariemore

7. SuperHero Name(2nd favorite color, favorite force of nature and add "THE" to the begining) 

The Blue Monsoon

8. Fly Name(first 2 letters of your 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name):

Roon

9. Rock Star Name(Current Pets name, current street name): 

Cocoa Fremont

10. Your Gangsta Name(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Ronizzle

11. Your Iraqi Name(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first 2 letters of your middle name, last 2 letters of your first name, then the last 3 letters of your last name)

OSMANITON

12. Your HIPPIE Name( what you ate for breakfast plus your favorite tree)

Pop Tarts Birch

13. Your Criminal Name( favorite perfume/cologne and candy bar)

NOIR SNICKERS

14.  Cartoon Name( favorite fruit plus garment your wearing ending in an "ie" or "y")

Orange Undies. 

15. Your Spy Name ( favorite season, favorite flower)

Summer Lilly

 

Ok props to me. I had to type this entire thing out, no cut and copy here! So I tag anyone who can come up with a good HOOKER name to add. Mine would be. Cinnamon Buttons  (favorite spice, favorite my little Pony) (lee helped come up with this one) let me know what you come up with.  You can check out this site to find some names